Live from a white spot in a purple nation on a blue planet...

Chelsea Clinton stopped traffic Friday night as she wandered the streets of Philadelphia on a gay bar crawl, winning rave reviews for both her politics and her appearance.

Led around the neighborhood by Gov. Ed Rendell, Chelsea was mobbed by local gays and lesbians, as she walked from one club to the next. They ran up to hug her, posed for pictures and certainly invaded her personal space.

“I grabbed her ass,” one young woman exclaimed to her friends after snapping a picture with her arm around the former first daughter.

“Chelsea, the gays love you!” one fan exclaimed, as she took the microphone at Bump, a restaurant and bar that was her first stop. “Oh, gosh, I don’t know if everybody loves me,” she responded. (Source)

No offense, but the days of "Queer Eye" are over after this.  All this time, we're supposed to believe that gays have some genetic predisposition to good taste.  Honestly, folks, is this "the face that launched a thousand ships?"

Ed Rendell is stupid to pull this stunt in a PA city, but this is going to get bad press in PA's non-Philly LGBT circles, methinks.  Further, this really proves that the Clintons will use this poor girl like a friggin' doormat if they have to.  Tell me, who sends their daughter out to get paraded around a city?